In an unexpected turn of events, the Washington State Patrol recently had to remind drivers that having a Halloween clown as your alleged co-pilot doesn’t grant you a golden ticket to the coveted HOV lanes. Yes, you heard it right – even Pennywise can’t score you an express lane pass!
Picture this: it’s a regular Friday on Interstate 405, and a diligent trooper spots a car cruising near NE 30th Street in Renton. But there’s something more horrifying than the usual rush-hour traffic in the passenger seat – a grinning, unsettling clown. While this might make for a thrilling carpool companion during spooky season, the trooper had a bone to pick with this creepy carpooling choice.
Now, you might be wondering, “But what if the fake clown identifies as a person?” Well, as it turns out, not even the most convincing dummy can pull off that trick with the trooper. Trooper Rick Johnson, who was on the scene, had no qualms about bursting the driver’s bubble. He pointed out that the dummy added an extra layer to the traffic infraction, and shockingly, it would’ve been easier on the driver’s wallet if they’d just gone ahead and broken the law solo!
So, there you have it – the next time you’re stuck in traffic and tempted to invite a creepy clown to join your ride, remember that it won’t save you from the long arm of the law or the sting of a traffic ticket. Stick to the regular carpool buddies and save the spine-chilling surprises for Halloween night. Who knew that HOV lanes had such strict passenger requirements? Happy carpooling, everyone, and may your co-pilots always be more human than horrifying!
So this was a stop today by an @wastatepatrol trooper on 405 and 30th. Love the #HalloweenVibe but #Still doesn’t count!!! Dummy added $$$$$ to the infraction !!! pic.twitter.com/RLo5JKDyaJ
— Trooper Rick Johnson (@wspd2pio) October 21, 2023