August 16th is National Tell a Joke Day! Here is a list of great jokes for you!
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
- Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
